Anakin: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Cody: I do have a sense of humor you know
Anakin: I've never heard you laugh before
Cody: I've never heard you say anything funny
Anakin: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Cody: I do have a sense of humor you know
Anakin: I've never heard you laugh before
Cody: I've never heard you say anything funny
Just read a theory about Vader keeping to hire Boba Fett because he misses Rex and his voice and everything, and my life in ruined THANK YOU
Anakin: Commander, I swear on my life!
Cody: I’ve seen your life, swear on something else.
Anakin: Alternatives to self harm.
Anakin: 1. Harm someone else
Obi-wan: Anakin, we cannot manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one
Anakin: It’s manslaughter then, Master!
*After Obi-wan bodied him on Mustafar*
Anakin: Obi-wan Kenobi isn’t even all that!
Obi-wan: Last time we fought, you sucked so bad I almost c@me
Obi-wan *hugging Cody and holding a hamster*: If your boyfriend doesn’t buy you a hamster, then what is he doing?
Padme *eyes watering*: He is serving a life sentence in prison….
Padme: for
Padme: a triple homicide
Fives: How many times do I have to apologize???
Rex: literally just one time
Fives:
Fives: yeah I can’t do that
Anakin: Hey master, wanna go get lunch?
Obi-wan: oh sorry I already ate with Cody, what did you want?
Anakin: well I wanted loyalty, but I guess that’s off the table
Obi-wan: Okay Cody, if I were the last man in the galaxy, would you date me then?
Cody: If you were the last man, I wouldn’t exist.
Obi-wan:
Obi-wan: fuck!
Cody *bangs a pen on the table out of frustration*
Obi-wan: Stop that, cody! How would you feel if I banged you on the table??
Cody:
Cody: I-
Cody: I don’t have an answer for that, General
Obi-wan: I love you
Cody*frowning*: How many people have you said that to?
Obi-wan: Everyone
Cody: what?
Obi-wan: I told everyone that I love you.
Anakin: When I kill people it’s immoral and illegal but when Ahsoka does it it’s girlboss and slay?
Obi-wan: I support Ahsoka’s rights AND wrongs!
Ahsoka*bursting into the room*: We have a problem!
Obi-wan: not now Ahsoka, I’m dealing with Anakin.
Ahsoka: We have a bigger problem than that
Anakin *gasp*: how dare you?? Nothing is bigger problem than me!
Fives: you know, it’s nice to feel wanted
Rex: yes but not by THE ENTIRE CORUSCANT GUARD
babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear
Anakin