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Hats are very important

@wizzardhat / wizzardhat.tumblr.com

and the new day was a great big fish.
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left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means

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akku-ankka
  • yoda (daddy) saying "Kitten, I'm dubious"
  • yoda (not daddy) saying "Daddy Dubious is a kitten"
  • daddy dubious (not yoda) getting cut off mid talking to their kitten
  • advising kitten of the dangers of daddy dubious but it's too late
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thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88

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vaspider

Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn't have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but...

... I think I'd still rather have that one than your friend's. Damn.

My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be balls@company.com

I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.

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wild-song

My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given "satan@job.com"

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traegorn

When I was in college, Windows used to leave the username of the last user who logged in in the login form, and a bunch of my friends became obsessed with he username (not the person, just the username) of some poor young woman named (I believe) Sarah M Boomgartner.

The username was "BOOMGASM"

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ngkiscool

I knew a person called Polly Oppenheimer, and so "poop@uni.com" haunted her till she finished her PhD.

Someone in upper management of a company I used to work for was Sally Odom

Or, according to her signature, sodom.

back in high school I had a teacher named Jim Christie. emailing him at J.Christ@schoolboard.org was always fun

I once had to register for an event by emailing an administrative assistant whose surname was Litburn. Her first name started with a C. You can imagine what the email was…

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vamptits

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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halberdbooks

Yeah

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lucklessrat

Piece i did for my friend @ sh0_sh1n ‘s DTIYS challenge over on instagram, wanted to share it here too because i spent…a long time on it lmfao

(NOT my oc)

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lucklessrat

The top of the mirror ends at your hip but you still see your whole image reflected back at you

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adz

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

he also waffled for like five minutes saying he wanted to tell me something but i had to promise to not be offended, and i was looking pretty fruity and i was like “dang i might be about to get slurred but this man seems nice” and agreed, and he was like “in america, dogs are treated better than the homeless.” unfortunately 100% correct and very sobering

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and im a evil joyless communist and i hate america and i hate american football and i dont really care what celebrity hates another celebrity

would you listen to kendrick if he threw in some bars about japanese cartoons instead?

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