jirving be i’m like god’s most specialist creation & to prove my devotion for him i’m going to dress up as a shibari angel for the carnivale bc i’m normal & a true christian :)
jirving is one of the rare cases of gay sex would actually fix him
3-britney spears/the lieutenants
glad dave k agrees that irving is the type of guy to have gay sex & then immediately start praying. on his knees after sucking dick just quietly reciting bible verses to himself.