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adz

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

he also waffled for like five minutes saying he wanted to tell me something but i had to promise to not be offended, and i was looking pretty fruity and i was like “dang i might be about to get slurred but this man seems nice” and agreed, and he was like “in america, dogs are treated better than the homeless.” unfortunately 100% correct and very sobering

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People really don’t understand the amount of things that the American government does that is just smoke and mirrors like you have a two party nation where the two parties are almost identical fascists with different ways of going about things and their minor discrepancies are enough to distract from the fact that almost the entire nation is in or nearing poverty and is one health scare away from literally being homeless

The fact this has already upset multiple people is incredible the people hate me bc im right

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curoopeez

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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Caitlyn: I'm going to have to tie you up and blindfold you

Vi: okay. You should probably hit me in the face also.

Caitlyn: good idea

Vi: and then I can spit on you

Caitlyn: perfect great I'll make sure to rub your spit over my mouth while making intense eye contact

Vi: this is great our plan to infiltrate the camp is so normal and also regular

Ambessa, after watching her idiot lesbian mentee get visibly turned on by the spit thing in front of her: okay I have GOT to kill the other one

This is Ambessa's face during the spit thing, btw...

We really got a shot of her watching... she looks SO done with them ahahaha

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