A conversation I had last night at work:
"have you every x-rayed someone who didn't know they were pregnant and saw a fetus?"
"no, but that's mostly because you'd have to be Very pregnant for a baby to show up on an x-ray"
"what does that even look like?"
"you mostly just see a spine. Kind of looks like a snake"
"let's Google it!" (Googles it) "Oh that looks like a fish!"
"holy shit that lady's pelvis is messed up"
"that's not a human. it's humerus is way too long"
"it looks like a bird"
"ummm birds lay eggs"
"wait, but you could see the egg inside the bird"
"even if that's true, which I'm not sure it is, you probably wouldn't see the fetal bird in the egg and the bird develops in the egg after it's been laid"
"why do you know so much about birds??"
"I have a bird friend"
"what the fuck does that mean??"
"she studied birds..but looks like I can go so this x-ray now"
~15 minutes later, I'm walking by again~ "I thought about it and it was a bat. That's a mammal that can fly"
"why do you know this shit???"