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Trash, but like pretty trash

@pastatherapy / pastatherapy.tumblr.com

send me cats also I don't have an about bc I'm always on mobile RIP
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jrusar

Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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orcposts

warding spell against Taylor swift

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reblogged
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ymutate

Francisco Fonseca (Portuguese, born 1994)

"Up Late", 2022.

Mixed Media, Drawing and Watercolor.

Private Collection.

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

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myrinthinks
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

me: And if someone doesn’t want to hear him say swear words, they can just not watch Jerma. But if someone doesn’t want to hear swear words at school, they can’t just leave school about it, so that’s why we don’t swear in public places like school, only at home. There are some people who don’t ever want to hear swear words, like grandma and grandpa.

my kid: *nods*

my kid:

my kid: i don’t like that grandma and grandpa believe in a god

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And they still insist we shouldn't draw comparisons to the Holocaust

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reuna

Here's the article referenced. Mentions also zionists killing israeli hostages.

“It was made clear to us how sensitive this issue is, the very fact that this effect exists,” the Air Force source said. A source who participated in a discussion about the use of the technique in 2021, led by the then-chief of the army’s Southern Command, Eliezer Toledano, explained: “Everyone took it very seriously in the discussion, the fact that gas is what kills. They feared it would cause significant damage to [Israel’s] image.”

You don't say..?

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toskarin

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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cleaning along desire paths

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lady-griffin

Fantastic advice!! And something I’ve realized I’ve been doing for myself these last 6-7 years, even though I never had a name for it.

Seriously, this is such a great way to go about organizing your home.

I really can’t express how much easier your life can be when you accept that there’s no objectively right way to do this kind of stuff, especially when you let go of the idea that it’s a moral failure when you can’t do something the “correct way” nor is it evidence of you being lazy.

Working with (leaning into) your natural limits and instincts can do wonders for you in your day-to-day life.

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