If you listen very closely you can hear the sounds of Sabine and Ezra making fake throwing up noises
Would anyone else like to see the disturbing ad tumblr just put in front of me (not the flesh hat) (a different thing)
Four notes is enough for me! take a look at those... lovely nails.
I'm extremely curious as to how this hand works in actuality
tried to make this do sense
im even more confused and disturbed what is this thing.........
help
Will you be my valentine? 💌
i mean honestly what did he expect?
least insane cut to the next scene in Star Trek
Jensen Ackles | Critics’ Choice Awards 2014
without his wife
with his wife
Processing that you are gay
Gi-hun: I’m going to take you out
In-ho: Great, it’s a date!
Gi-hun: I meant that as a threat
In-ho: See you at four!
when ur friends send photos they took of u
identity shenanigans ft. clark's supersniffer 😤
superbat (every)week winter exchange gift for @gravygranola - your prompts were so delightful and i wish i was able to incorporate more of them but i hope you like it regardless!!
also thank you so much to the @superbateveryweek mods for organizing this event 💕💕
How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?
If you're not masturbating to my stories, what's the fn poINT
If my shit does not make you drip, gtfo
like wtf do people really think smut authors are out here like gee there is such a huge audience of people with an ~aesthetic appreciation~ of erotica isn't that nice jfc
Fucking seriously lmao. Who is out there publishing fucknasty sex while simultaneously assuming that all of their readers are engaging with that content with some type of puritan intellectual detachment as the unspoken rule? That's absolutely absurd.
Of course, there's plenty of ways to enjoy smut. Of course people can also read or write smut with intellectual detachment as a creative exercise or a character study or for any other number of reasons. That's not wrong, and all of that happens in fandom, which is great! I just find it bizarre when people seem positively vibrated out of their breeches about the idea that it's not the only thing that happens.
I write porn. Of course some people are going to use it as porn! That's why it's there (in addition to me just having so many emotions about characters that I have to write about them getting together so I don't collapse into myself like a dying star) !
Honestly, if no one has cranked one out at least once to something I wrote, then I have FAILED as a smut writer lmfao. Truly, that would be depressing.
I am here to implore you to remember that horny is a valid emotion.
Art creates feelings. Horny is a feeling.
I don't write a lot of smut. But I write smut because it makes me have happy pantsfeels, and the goal is to let other people also have happy pantsfeels.
They don't have to. They're welcome to enjoy The Aesthetic or boggle at the crack plot premise or whatever. But if I've tagged it with "E"... I'm not gonna be upset that someone gets horny while reading it.
I'm an entertainer. Writing's a form of entertainment. (And not just for the readership: for me, too.)
To be aroused by art one's experienced is (almost by definition) to be entertained, I'd say.
If someone's jerking off to my erotica, then all I can do is lean back in the typing chair, smile a bit, and think, Good! I got the job done. :)