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Shinobi of Love and Justice

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Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem
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[AU where Jon Bois is in Universal Century]

"Zeon calls a meeting, and while the meeting was behind closed doors and the minutes are classified, but I'm pretty sure even if we had them, they'd just read the word "GUNDAM' underlined a couple times for emphasis."

"I mean, what do you even do about this thing? You can't just shoot him, that suit moves faster than anything you've got. And even if you land a hit, that armor means you basically did nothing. You might as well be writing Amuro a letter and hoping he gives himself a paper cut.

"Well, what about tactics? Well, we tried that. Turns out [Camera moves to graph used earlier in the video.] the kid's the kind of person who uses his shield as a projectile weapon. Can't plan around that.

[camera zooms out slowly, starts spinning.]

"So, the greatest military minds of Zeon are all sitting at a conference table. And one by one they're all realizing that this 14 year old has... basically made their military strategy devolve into, making a wish and hoping it comes true.

"Well, if that's all you've got, then... I think I might know where to find a shooting star."

[Jazziest synth you've ever heard in your life]

[picture of Char appears onscreen]

[Alex Rubenstein voiceover kicks in]

"Char Aznable needs no introduction. Better known as The Red Comet, which is a nickname so good, you always kinda thought that he couldn't live up to it. But live up he did."

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