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Agent Loth Cat

@agentlothcat

🏳️‍🌈Bisexual science, Star Wars, and anime nerd 24/7! She/hers/her or He/his/him. Whatever. Old enough to remember when Return of the Jedi came out 😆 Tumblr avatar is art from @moonstarturtle
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Deicide spoiler

Not too much of a spoiler, but in the hands of the Empire, Zeb's got a predicament and is ALL TOO happy to tease the bucket heads with it. no shame sir no Shame.

Feeling like his insides were churning and twisting, he shifted uncomfortably realizing he was sitting against a wall, hands in the air magnetized to the hull. With the two bucket heads at the navigation it was clear where he was.  “Hey…” There was no response from the Troopers, they had to of heard him. “HEY! Ya Listenin over there?!”

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Spoiler: Fall of Lasan

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“Your majesty, It is I, Captain Garazeb Orlillios, May I enter?”

“No Captain, Leave me here and tend to your duty sir.”

“M’am…. With all due respect, you ARE my duty, to protect the Royal family! If you do not open this door I will bring it down.” Garazeb spoke with all seriousness and at this point he would defy Her magesty’s wishes. He heard the door unlock but not open. So he opened it, gave the woman a bow, ears flickering a bit in distress. The Queen was sitting in silence besides the window, the red gun fire, orange of the fires all dancing across her white hair. “Why did you not leave? If you live, Lasan won’t truly fall.”

“No Capetian Orrilious, if the children survive Lasan wil start a new. It is the Child that finds Lira San, so as long as the three princesses are safe then Lasan will not fall. But to have the world’s leader? Tyrants like this will not stop till they have one. My Life Captain, is worth theirs. You will respect that.” The queen slowly turned to look at Garazeb, a pistol in her hands.

“M’am…” his ears pulled back.

“Leave me Garazeb, our future lies in the hands of our children.” She had a peaceful but determined look on her face.

Brows drawn tight feeling his throat clench, no, not his. “Then it will be my duty to protect the children.”

“That’s a good man. You have been Amazing Garazeb, Captain of the High Honor Gaurd. It has been my pleasure to serve beside you.” The Queen let the pistol go and gave him the Lasat Bow, lowering her head deeply in respect. Taken aback, Garazeb returned the gesture. “Now leave me Captain, Protect the Children, protect Lasan.”

“On my life. Your Magesty” Garazeb bowed once more and turned slowly shutting the door. The blaster shot rang out and he grimaced. His Beloved Queen….”Protect the Children, Protect Lasan”….not the time to mourn, not the time to hesitate, it was time to FIGHT!

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This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…
It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.
Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.
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