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Agent Loth Cat

@agentlothcat

🏳️‍🌈Bisexual science, Star Wars, and anime nerd 24/7! She/hers/her or He/his/him. Whatever. Old enough to remember when Return of the Jedi came out 😆 Tumblr avatar is art from @moonstarturtle
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*After meeting Kallus*
Zeb: Learned something about myself today. Going to repress it for a while...but good to know.

@agentloth-cat 🤣🤣🤣

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agentlothcat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

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Okay so picture this:

Kallus and Zeb are on a mission together, Kallus does something clever to save the day. But suddenly troopers break down the door and storm the room. As they fight side by side together, Zeb catches Kal's eye, and before he can stop himself he blurts out

Zeb: Hey Kal! Marry me?*throws a storm trooper*

Kallus: Sure. Like now, or later? *shoots a Trooper inches behind Zeb*

Zeb *not fully comprehending what he just said, or the fact that Kal just just said yes*: um, later. But not much later.

Kallus: Okay sounds good.

Storm Trooper: what the hell-*Zeb smashes his face*

*they passionately make out for a few minutes before leaving*

And scene.

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Kallus: I don’t know why everyone is so scared of you, no one’s ever treated me as kindly as you do!

Zeb: ….That’s…. actually really depressing…. I hope you understand that I am now legally required to keep you.

Zeb: this is Kallus

Hera: we know

Zeb: we are keeping him

Sabine: why?

Zeb: *repeats the above conversation*

Kanan: we’re keeping him

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^^^^ 100% Canon. Nice add, @thatonegreyghost 🥰

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Kalluzeb wedding

Zeb: Kallus and I-

Sabine: Are getting married?

Zeb: No, we-

Hera, pulling out a giant binder: Sit down, we’ve planned out the entire thing.

Kallus: 250 guests. You know what that means.

Zeb: Great party.

Kallus: 250 potential threats.

Zeb: So. How bad is Kallus freaking out?

Hera: Oh, he’s fine.

Zeb: Really?

Hera: Yes, he’s fine.

*Sabine and Chopper trying to stop Kallus from leaving out a window.*

Kallus: I have a better tie at home! It’s cornflower blue. It’s cornflower blue!

Thrawn: Kalluzeb wedding!

Zeb: You’re alive!?

Kallus: Better question, who invited you?

Thrawn, offended: First off, you can’t kill me. Second, I invited myself.

*Ezra walks up to the microphone, taps the mic, everyone smiles, ready for the speech he’s about to give*

Ezra: If anyone doesn’t want their cake, please pass it to me.

Hera: I want you to know that I used to think no man in the Galaxy was good enough for Zeb.

*Kallus smiles*

Hera: And I still think that.

Ezra: After all, we are only human beans.

Sabine: And together we shall rice.

Chopper: Lettuce pray.

Hera: Ramen.

Zeb tearing up: That was so beautiful.

Kallus: What did I just witness?

Kallus: Zeb has been staring at me for a while, do you think he likes me?

Chopper:

Chopper: This is literally your wedding.

Zeb: You told me you wanted to attend a wedding with me.

Kallus: I did.

Zeb: This isn’t what I had in mind.

Priest: Do you take this man-

Kallus: I do.

Zeb:

Priest: And do you, Zeb, take Kallus, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Zeb: I scooby-dooby-do

Kallus, to the Priest: Is it too early for a divorce?

Kallus: What the hell were you thinking?

Zeb: ISN’T RELEASING BIRDS AT A WEDDING SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC?

Kallus: You released OSTRICHES!

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