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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
I guess there's still "lackey" but... I'm probably gonna have this post come back to haunt me in half a decade, aren't I?
if life isn't worth living how come they invented beautiful transfems with messy hair whose laughs warm your heart? checkmate nihilists
bouncing and moaning on it in a way that allows me to see inside their memory card and fuck with their dualshock 1. and say shit like "you must think alucard is kind of cute don't you"
I say this before they pull back the curtain on the morning light just outside the window, eviscerating me completely whilst still on top of them with the only remnant of my having been there being a temporary tattoo of the foxhound logo that was in my breast pocket that fell on the floor
um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/
have you all seen stalin finger guns
i just thought you should be aware in case you havent seen it
for those who need a cut out version
this picture is so beautiful to me, the colours brothers
Snoopy zippo lighters owned by soldiers during the Vietnam war (1955-1975)
Ryo internally: kicking screaming thrashing wailing
Ryo out loud:
I relate to Reimu because I would also rather be getting drunk and railing a tgirl witch than doing my job
If you read this, then it's too late. You're being permanently transformed into a mouse. have fun!
you're so much cuter like this. good luck typing
