fuck trump.

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made

would you know the course of my folly? does it not gratify sufficiently to hear merely that I have suffered? where amid this tortured realm does space for mystery remain?

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

i wish someone would just send me $500 for being such a sweetie pie angel face …sigh

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Freaky Friday (2003) dir. Mark Waters

rereading the hunger games as an adult is great. this line is sending me.

suzanne collins really said "fuck everyone reducing my books to a YA love triangle"

idiots who didn't read the books: ugh why would Katniss be concerned about choosing between two boys, when there's a revolution happening?

katniss herself: [literally also saying that]