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"Biologically speaking, we are all people made up of smaller people." | medusa. she/they
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calocera

ID: a drawing in brown scale of Elias Bouchard and Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, from the Magnus Archives. On the left, Elias is a thin, slightly older white man with a white shirt and green tie. His short grew hair is receding and gelled back. His arms are crossed, he has orange nail polish. On his hand, shirt cuffs, tie and as earrings are orange eyes. The Archivist sits across a desk from him, holding an old fashioned tape recorder. He is a brown skinned, thin man, with long dark hair pulled back in a very messy bun. There are grey streaks in his hair. He has round scars on his face, neck and hands. He is wearing a brown sweater that falls off both shoulders. Both look unimpressed.

In speech bubbles between them (apostrophes added for clarity):  The Archivist: Statement of Elias Bouchard, regarding whether or not he is homophobic Elias: I’m gay. The Archivist: you’re avoiding the question

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Jon sketch but it’s one of those aus where he becomes a professor post eyepocalypse

I wonder what class he'd teach. I want to say some niche elective with 15 students max

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soupdwelling

my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB

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jouxlskaard

elias in hades, perchance?

if tma were a hades-style roguelike I think it'd be entertaining to have elias just show up like a little bitch and give you tasks that eventually give you rewards. I don't think he'd show up as the final boss until much later on in the story (equivalent to the hades epilogue) where he'll become the eye's pupil and the player (presumably jon) has to kill him to stop the eyepocalypse or smth (don't question my thought process too much I haven't actually rationalised it all in my head yet lol)

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constellama

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

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Do you hear that

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This is kind of a bop actually

☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow

op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

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can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

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op can you repeat that

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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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🐺 detective-daisy Follow

is there wifi down here

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no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

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Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

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are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

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my bad

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sazandorable

itt can we please talk about all the lowkey, background but hilarious things that happened in magnus canon

because i will never be over

  • a dude finally being broken out of a box he was stuck in for DAYS to see peter lukas shrug and hand mikaele salesa a £20 note
  • a few thousand worms in a dress texted jon for weeks about stomach bugs
  • nikola cheerfully and insistently calling Elias by his first name
  • tim is known for oversharing to his colleagues about his dating life.
  • jon goes knocking on the door of a powerful avatar with a multiple body count and gets offered a cup of tea
  • mannequin in a circus outfit susurrates for an hour into a guy’s ear about how she’s going to flense him and he just continues to unplug her murder drain
  • mary keay calling her son a weakling for not finishing the job of skinning her
  • once again, just: everything simon fairchild ever does, in general
  • naomi herne was told evan lukas had a problem with his heart that was congenital i will never recover from this one
  • everything about gertrude and explosives tbh
  • sasha took worms out of jon’s leg with a corkscrew?? this is a thing that happened?? in just season 1??? what the heck is this fandom???????
  • (mag100 doesn’t count because all of it is centre stage hilarious)
  • I don’t even have the mental fortitude to get into the absolute circus show that is season 4 right now except for martin being literally too gay for sinister masterplans to function

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the duality of jon is that he cares very deeply about people and will fight tooth and nail to not lose sight of himself and still has a lingering guilt for a death he had no control over at age eight but also he put peter lukas through a psychic wood chipper and then never thought about it again

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