this is why you shouldn't put olive oil in your pasta water

DAAaHRLINg,

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

Best thing about Black Panther and Wakanda Forever is knowing none of those characters would ever date a white person

oh wow

i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beer Apparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them, no one likes it. medicine for kids has ingredients that make it taste kind of like what root beer tastes like so whenever they get root beer it tastes like medicine pretending to be a soda to them so it’s like giving an american a huge bag of black jelly beans and labeling it “Why would you put these death nuggets in your body you ridiculous lout”

*packs bags and heads to Japan to chug root beer as a street performance*

Luca by Lorenzo Fresta

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

YES

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

yeehaw

ain’t that the giant Alaskan bull worm spongebob warned us about

my tumblr jesters....tell me a funny

guards......take him to the execution room

Tarzan (1999) dir. Kevin Lima & Chris Buck

The Cat Returns (2002) dir. Hiroyuki Morita

Kirby only gets stronger with every new fighter that’s introduced in Smash, lads

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*