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vampire academy + would you fuck a clone of yourself?
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Mia: Meredith sent me a picture of a food thermometer this afternoon, and I panicked because I thought it was a positive pregnancy test.
Mia: Luckily I realized that she had her period last week so we were safe!
Christian:
Christian: It never occurred to you that-
Mia: No. No it did not.
Rose: no one likes a show off
Christian: unless what they're showing off is cool as fuck
Rose: fuck he's right
Rose: i have the sharpest memory! Name one time i forgot something
Christian: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago
Rose: i did that on purpose, try again
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Dimitri, in his 'Zen master wisdom' voice: The secret is doubling it 😌
Christian, staring at the mug of scalding watery brown liquid, clumps of undissolved powder floating on the top of it: Your kitchen privileges have officially been revoked
Anonymous asked:
Christian was very selfless by requesting Dimitri as his guardian. There's Strigoi stigma and, after Last Sacrifice, treason stigma on his family, and hiring a former Strigoi as his guardian would make the Strigoi stigma even worse
You're actually so right! I've never thought about it but it makes sense. They'd probably start talking about how all the Strigoi sympathisers (Dimitri Christian Sonya) group together.
And even if being Lissa's boyfriend had shut up all the gossip Tasha's betrayal would definitely start it back up.
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Anonymous asked:
In the Chaotic Duo AU Adrian asks Rose for help breaking Sydney out of re-education but Rose spills the beans to Dimitri who spills the beans to Christian so now all three of them want in on the Free Sydney mission. Christian offers to set all of the Alchemists' heads on fire and doesn't understand why Adrian says no
Okay but imagine a scene where Rose, Adrian, and Eddie all are getting suited up with a bunch of weapons, cool outfits, knives (to the first 45 seconds of Down with the Sickness).
Dimitri strolls in to get them and just stops. "Are you serious right now?"
Rose and Adrian are holding matching machetes, Eddie's got a sniper rifle in his hands. They all just look at each other then back to Dimitri and blink. Christian is laughing and wondering why nobody gave him a weapon. Rose says his greatest weapon is the fire and a sick comeback to throw at some Alchemist scum.
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the holidays
(alternatively titled: the joys of trying not to jump your secret boyfriend in front of your judgy, mafia-adjacent(?) parents at christmas dinner)
chapter one of the VA holiday season fic that no one ever asked for is here and available @ the link below! 🖤
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Christian after class
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Mia: Meredith sent me a picture of a food thermometer this afternoon, and I panicked because I thought it was a positive pregnancy test.
Mia: Luckily I realized that she had her period last week so we were safe!
Christian:
Christian: It never occurred to you that-
Mia: No. No it did not.
Christian: I've figured out a way that we all get what we want and only 5 innocent bystanders get hurt
Christian: It's called arson
Christian: sets someone on fire
Lissa: that's the man for me
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Rose: Warm water tastes round.
Adrian: Cold water tastes pointy!
Christian: I’ve been awake for barely ten minutes and you’ve already ruined my day.
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what if christian's first words to lissa in the show are gonna some bs like i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit it and i don't want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird
The only way I accept this scenario is if what he actually says is “I’m a crepe. I’m a weirdough” because Christian having a food pun be his opening line would be *chef’s kiss*
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