Zlaba

time stands still

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

when will i receive a text like this...

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

not that transphobes are ever saying anything interesting or insightful but it makes me insane when they see a trans woman who wants a uterus and start frothing out the mouth about how the sinister trans cabal is going to start harvesting organs from the poor and vulnerable... worsties do you have any idea how many trans men and cis women would be THRILLED to rehome their uterus to someone who actually wants it? all I'm doing with mine is complaining about it for a few days every month, I'd happily pawn that shit off to someone who would be happy about it. yes I am on my period why do you ask.

"Rehome": as if it's a hyperactive puppy and not an irreplaceable part of your body. Friendly reminder that humans are not Mr. Potato Head dolls whose parts can be swapped and customized.

Without an inbuilt Community Notes feature, Tumblr users make their own.

PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

I cannot wait to see another movie with many many pet rats who are so well fed and lovely and well trained doing a great job