is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

when ur friend makes great art

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

open rp

Mel? I have a job for you.

Whaddya want?

WELL. I have this girl who’s working for me now. Mel, I gotta do something to get her out of here before it’s too late! I told her that you have a package for me. HEHEHE. I’m sending her over to pick it up. I knOW …I know you don’t have anything to give. Don’t you understand that it’s only a pretext? SHUT UP AND LISTEN AND DO WHAT I SAY. Here’s the plan: I want you to place something valuable in her purse while she’s in your house picking up the package. That shouldn’t be too difficult for you with your fast fingers, should it, Mel? OH, COME ON, MEL. Now listen carefully: Make a package. I’m going to tell her you have one ready to pick up. ANYTHING! PUT ANYTHING YOU WANT INSIDE! We have to make everything look real so she won’t be suspicious!

After that, what should I do?

Wait for an hour and call the police. Right. When you accuse her of stealing, the police will go after her. Stop her and search the car. They’ll find the missing item in her possession. B I N G O . They’ll arrest her! She’ll never make it back here! Heuhueheuheu!! AND THE MAYOR! YES!! When he hears that his favorite lady is a thief, well he’ll just FLIP! She’ll automatically be thrown out of the house! …That tree is still gonna cause me a lot of trouble…as long as it’s there, those children are gonna wanna be playing out there. Especially with what that woman has built around it. I gotta get rid of it also. That’s what I’m going to do next. MEL? How soon can you come over and chop this tree down? goOOOD! EHEHEH! We’ll see you after Christmas, then! Soon I’ll have those children back under MY rules, just like before! And a warm fire in MY room, with plenty of new wood! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mavilda, old girl, sometimes I don’t realize just how brilliant you are! HA HA HA!

look at this neat doritos i got

HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

Take pride in who you are.

throwback to sony pictures’ vague endorsement of gay pride feat. mr weenie from open season

as I was stepping into the elevator just now, the person getting off was looking up and very bewildered and said “sorry there’s just like… a sandwich” and. well, there sure is

bye grandpa

In Up (2009), Violet Parr, from The Incredibles (2004), makes a cameo appearance.