overgrown pages

i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

i'm 29 i'm still 15 i'm still 21 i'm already 89 i've been dead 200 years

Hanif Abdurraqib, A Little Devil in America: Notes in Praise of Black Performance

— Martyrs director Pascal Laugier (for Electric Sheep Magazine)

[text ID: Let me tell you what I do know: I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good. The truth is complicated. It’s two-toned, multi-vocal, bittersweet. I used to think that if I dug deep enough to discover something sad and ugly, I’d know it was something true. Now I’m trying to dig deeper. /end ID]

the ideal human form according to this poll

I don’t take hints. Throw a brick at me

i don't want to sound like a whore, but i'd really like to know how you feel and how your day was