i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time
The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is
life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
but watch out
We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year
I hope this clears things up
What the fresh fuck
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
i'm 29 i'm still 15 i'm still 21 i'm already 89 i've been dead 200 years
“Who will ever know your heart, who will ever know your mind? You have that fatal quality of silence – of a tight repression that suggests a hidden fire – yes, a burning fire unquenchable.”
— Daphne Du Maurier, from The Doll: The Lost Short Stories (via goghst)
Mahmoud Darwish, If I Were Another
Lost in the Pages~ I’m thinking of doing a series of these with different settings like grassland, forest, etc. What would you like to see?
Hanif Abdurraqib, A Little Devil in America: Notes in Praise of Black Performance
“I like the paradox within horror film: take the worst of the human condition and transform it into art, into beauty. It’s the only genre that offers this kind of dialectic and I have always found this idea very moving – to create emotion with the saddest, most depressing things in existence. I’ve always felt that horror was a melancholy genre.”
— Martyrs director Pascal Laugier (for Electric Sheep Magazine)
[text ID: Let me tell you what I do know: I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good. The truth is complicated. It’s two-toned, multi-vocal, bittersweet. I used to think that if I dug deep enough to discover something sad and ugly, I’d know it was something true. Now I’m trying to dig deeper. /end ID]