Zexal Club as DBZA scenes/quotes
This had to happen eventually
Bloom: You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up~ you put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up~
Daphne: Bloom! Come in!
Bloom: Oh hey Daphne!
Daphne: Your son and his friends are in trouble, Bloom. Are you healed yet?
Bloom: Uh, nah, I don't think so.
Daphne: Well how long do you think it's gonna take?
Bloom: Well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done.
Daphne: Okay, you think, or you know?
Bloom: ... You put the lime in the coconut-
Daphne: Bloom!!
Bloom: Aww, c'mon, Daphne, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own.
Kite: Healer's down!
Casey: Need a res!
Yuma: Out of mana!
Kite: AAAAAAAAAHH....!!!!
Casey: AAAAAAAAAHH.....!!!
Yuma: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...!!!!
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Yuma: (Uses magic)
Dark Mist: Oh, you think you're being cute?!
Yuma: B/tch, I'm adorable.
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Seeing Astral for the first time
Mari: Looks like a total F.A.G.
Cody: Mari!
Mari: What? A freaky alien genotype. What did you think I meant?
Cody: Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for a homosexual.
Mari: THAT THING'S A GUY?!
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Yuma: My mama's not gonna let you get away with this!
Nistro: Big f*cking whoop! We beat Icy, and she's strong as $hit!
Yuma: Yeah? So did my mum.
Nistro: By herself?
Mr Heartland: (Realisation) Oh God, your mother's Bloom. OH MY GOD! YOU MORONS STOLE BLOOM'S KID?! How?! How did you steal Bloom's kid?!
Dextra: Well, first, we beat up her husband...
Mr Heartland: Oh my $hit!
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Yuma: Magic Winx!
Vetrix: Magic wha- (Gets knocked to the ground)
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Flora: Bloom has a baby.
Bloom: You're damn right!
Sky: Yeah, and you won't believe who the father is...
Flora: Kazuma.
Roxy: Kazuma.
Tecna: Kazuma.
Stella: Kazuma.
Sky: Well, it could've been mine!
Bloom: It's Kazuma.
Sky: I'm just gonna walk over here...
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Yuma: Oh right, Magic Winx. (Transforms)
Mari: Oh right, Magic Winx. (Transforms)
Vector: Oh $hit... Magic Winx. GAAAAAHHH!!!!
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Mr. Heartland gets hit by lightning
Mr Heartland: Alright, who has the balls?!
Transition to Leo
Leo: Kiss my a$$ b/tch! I'm immortal!
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Miyuki: I am making an announcement!
Kikyo: Please be leaving the city forever, please be leaving the city forever, please be leaving the city forever!
Miyuki: I am leaving the city forever.
Kikyo: Woohoo!
Miyuki: After I blow it up!
Kikyo: OH NO!!
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Yuma: What do you think happened?
Kite: Well, either I got hit so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or...
Yuma: Or?
Kite: THE MAGIC SYSTEM IS BULLS***!
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Kikyo: Well, if this is it, then... (Holds Mari's hand) I love you.
Jason: Hey, Yuma... since this is the end-
Yuma: If you're about to say, "I love you" , I swear to the Dragon...
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Yuma: Oh, really? Because if it's a fairy of the dragon's flame your looking for... I can fill the part.
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Tori: Remember Miyuki?
Silence
Jason: Who?
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Nistro: By the way, I only hate you because I have pent-up aggression against your mother.
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Kikyo: I just have hope, okay? Is that so wrong?
Astral: The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality.
Kikyo: Huh... thanks, man.
Yuma: Kikyo, for the love of the Dragon, don't thank him!
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Bloom: So what're you doing?!
Villain: What am I doing?
Bloom: What're you doing?!
Villain: Nothing much.
Bloom: Traumatising my son?!
Villain: Traumatising your son?
Bloom: Are you?!
Villain: ...Yes.
Bloom: ... I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL YOU!