Zexal Club as DBZA scenes/quotes

This had to happen eventually

Bloom: You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up~ you put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up~

Daphne: Bloom! Come in!

Bloom: Oh hey Daphne!

Daphne: Your son and his friends are in trouble, Bloom. Are you healed yet?

Bloom: Uh, nah, I don't think so.

Daphne: Well how long do you think it's gonna take?

Bloom: Well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done.

Daphne: Okay, you think, or you know?

Bloom: ... You put the lime in the coconut-

Daphne: Bloom!!

Bloom: Aww, c'mon, Daphne, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own.

Kite: Healer's down!

Casey: Need a res!

Yuma: Out of mana!

Kite: AAAAAAAAAHH....!!!!

Casey: AAAAAAAAAHH.....!!!

Yuma: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...!!!!

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Yuma: (Uses magic)

Dark Mist: Oh, you think you're being cute?!

Yuma: B/tch, I'm adorable.

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Seeing Astral for the first time

Mari: Looks like a total F.A.G.

Cody: Mari!

Mari: What? A freaky alien genotype. What did you think I meant?

Cody: Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for a homosexual.

Mari: THAT THING'S A GUY?!

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Yuma: My mama's not gonna let you get away with this!

Nistro: Big f*cking whoop! We beat Icy, and she's strong as $hit!

Yuma: Yeah? So did my mum.

Nistro: By herself?

Mr Heartland: (Realisation) Oh God, your mother's Bloom. OH MY GOD! YOU MORONS STOLE BLOOM'S KID?! How?! How did you steal Bloom's kid?!

Dextra: Well, first, we beat up her husband...

Mr Heartland: Oh my $hit!

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Yuma: Magic Winx!

Vetrix: Magic wha- (Gets knocked to the ground)

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Flora: Bloom has a baby.

Bloom: You're damn right!

Sky: Yeah, and you won't believe who the father is...

Flora: Kazuma.

Roxy: Kazuma.

Tecna: Kazuma.

Stella: Kazuma.

Sky: Well, it could've been mine!

Bloom: It's Kazuma.

Sky: I'm just gonna walk over here...

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Yuma: Oh right, Magic Winx. (Transforms)

Mari: Oh right, Magic Winx. (Transforms)

Vector: Oh $hit... Magic Winx. GAAAAAHHH!!!!

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Mr. Heartland gets hit by lightning

Mr Heartland: Alright, who has the balls?!

Transition to Leo

Leo: Kiss my a$$ b/tch! I'm immortal!

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Miyuki: I am making an announcement!

Kikyo: Please be leaving the city forever, please be leaving the city forever, please be leaving the city forever!

Miyuki: I am leaving the city forever.

Kikyo: Woohoo!

Miyuki: After I blow it up!

Kikyo: OH NO!!

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Yuma: What do you think happened?

Kite: Well, either I got hit so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or...

Yuma: Or?

Kite: THE MAGIC SYSTEM IS BULLS***!

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Kikyo: Well, if this is it, then... (Holds Mari's hand) I love you.

Jason: Hey, Yuma... since this is the end-

Yuma: If you're about to say, "I love you" , I swear to the Dragon...

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Yuma: Oh, really? Because if it's a fairy of the dragon's flame your looking for... I can fill the part.

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Tori: Remember Miyuki?

Silence

Jason: Who?

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Nistro: By the way, I only hate you because I have pent-up aggression against your mother.

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Kikyo: I just have hope, okay? Is that so wrong?

Astral: The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality.

Kikyo: Huh... thanks, man.

Yuma: Kikyo, for the love of the Dragon, don't thank him!

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Bloom: So what're you doing?!

Villain: What am I doing?

Bloom: What're you doing?!

Villain: Nothing much.

Bloom: Traumatising my son?!

Villain: Traumatising your son?

Bloom: Are you?!

Villain: ...Yes.

Bloom: ... I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL YOU!

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Zexal Club as LEGO Ninjago scenes/quotes

Yuma: Now that our secret's out... let's lay down some heat! (Fire appears in hand)

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Mari: Guys, Guys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable. Like Flip.

Flip: What?!

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Yuma: What did you tell him Mari?

Mari: Nothing! I was just telling him about our moms, and the rest of the Winx, and all the villains they beat.

Kikyo: You think those stories are appropriate for little kids?

Mari: 5-13? Absolutely!

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Yuma: Kikyo's gonna confess her feelings to Mari

Bronk: What?! Seriously?! That's great! Why am I always the last person to know these things?

Kikyo: Shh, will you keep your voice down, please?

Yuma: She's been planning it for weeks.

Bronk: Weeks? Haha! You gotta just do it Kikyo. It's like ripping off an old bandage. The sooner you get it over with, the better.

(Moment of silence. Yuma facepalms)

Kikyo: Um, did you just compare Mari to an old bandage?

Bronk: (Awkward)

Yuma: Nice. Way to go, Bronk. Way to take the romance out of it.

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Mook 1: If there are more than 1 Magi, is it 'Magis', or just 'Magi'?

Mook 2: I think it's just Magi.

Mook: Oh, okay. Then, (points to Winx 2.0) MAGI!!!

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Yuma: Mom, this is just what you need. This will get you out out of your funk!

Bloom: I am not in a funk. And I'm not going.

Yuma: (Whispers) She's in a funk!

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Hear me out! Bloom and Yuma singing 'More Than Anything'

There's even a cover that fits

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Zexal Club incorrect quote

Bloom: See, you mess with my son, and now, I am going to f/ck you!!

Everyone: ^Awkward silence^

Quattro: Well, this just got interesting

Yuma: (Whispers) It's 'f/ck you up', mom

Bloom: Wait, what did I say?

(Original quote from Hazbin Hotel)

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Yet another song idea for Winx ZEXAL!

The song in question being 'Stayed Gone'. Yep another Hazbin Hotel song, sue me.

The idea I have is that after Bloom comes back, Icy hears of her return. This would of course, lead into her to singing this, namely Vox's verses, and then halfway Bloom cuts in and, just like Alastor to Vox in the actual song, starts roasting Icy.

Icy: Welcome home

I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone

Say hello, to a new status quo

Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn

Turn the TV on!

Bloom: Salutations! Good to be back in the air!

Yes, I know it's been a while

Since someone with style treated Magix to a surprise

Magi, rejoice!