Or, I finally wrote a desert vacation fic.
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for SPICYEEEEEEEE
Pairing: Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~4600
There’s a kind of transcendental brilliance to this place. Some kind of inebriating mix of oxytocin and fresh air and sunshine that ignites his synapses and levitates his heart until he feels he can touch the radiant sky.
@chimeowrical made my entire month with this GORGEOUS COMMISSION (●♡∀♡) thank you so much!!! You have the best timing! It's Valentine's Day and these two nerds are in love (✿ ♡‿♡)
Can I just give a huge thank you to the artist(s) who worked on Thane? Like especially his face, where his skin is more detailed and textured than many characters in the game. Someone fucking sat there and did that. The level of detail speaks of someone who loved the work, who probably had the best music or podcast going in their headphones as they pored over all those tiny scales for hours at a time. Thank you for that.
Or, Thane and Steve rebuild their lives in the chaos after the war.
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY SPICY TIMES
Pairing: Thane/Cortez | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~3600
Made for @messydiabolical!!! Merry Christmas!!
Peace, while difficult in its own way, promised them a beautiful future. The memories would be enough until then.
Or, Thane is a dom for hire.
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY SPICY TIMES
Pairing: Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~13000
Featuring ART by @messydiabolical!!
She reached for her omni-tool and read over Thane's proposal again. His final summary promised new experiences, intimacy so deeply indulgent that he actually warned her that her standards might be permanently rearranged. He had even included the words "fucked within an inch of your life." She could practically read it in his voice, could almost feel his weight pressing down on her, kissing his venom into her mouth.
Or, another stream-of-consciousness Thane POV lol
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY SPICY TIMES
Pairing: Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~2900
The air is thin between them, but it’s perhaps the only time he doesn’t feel like he’s dying.
Thane "Tits Out for Arashu" Krios
Mass Effect Legendary Edition | Dossier: Archangel
Or, Shakarios Part 2: Revenge of the Garrus
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY SPICY TIMES
Pairing: Garrus/Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~5700
Or, after the war, Thane offers to distract Shepard during a stressful black-tie gathering.
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for SPICY
Pairing: Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~4500
Rakhana was not a barren world, the drell were not "saved" by the hanar, and the war on Rakhana was caused by hanar intervention.
DISCLAIMER: This is just headcanon. I am not intending to piss on anyone else's headcanons or ocs. These are my thoughts after revisiting the codex and comparing it to what Thane tells us.
Or, Garrus somehow finds himself in bed with Shepard and Thane
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY FUCKEN SPICY
Pairing: Thane/FShep/Garrus
Words: ~7500
The word "Roshun" belongs to @bluerose5 ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Y'all ever look at Thane and just... ( ◜‿◝ )♡
