Mass Effect Legendary Edition | Dossier: Archangel
Fanfic: Comm Buoy Secure Encryption
Or, Shakarios Part 2: Revenge of the Garrus
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY SPICY TIMES
Pairing: Garrus/Thane/FShep | Rating: 18+ | Words: ~5700
What if calibrations is actually the name of a really popular mmo rpg in the mass effect universe and garrus is a level 190 sharpshooter selling carries under the username AriaTloaksFeetPix whenever we think he's calibrating the main gun
Fanfic: The Golden Rule
Or, Garrus somehow finds himself in bed with Shepard and Thane
[Read on AO3] - Rated E for EXTREMELY FUCKEN SPICY
Pairing: Thane/FShep/Garrus
Words: ~7500
The word "Roshun" belongs to @bluerose5 ( ◜‿◝ )♡
#thane krios#shakarios#garrus vakarian#shakarian#shrios#femshep#zet writes things#threesome be upon ye#holy fuck this one is long#please enjoy this trip to the horny dimension#thane has two dicks becuase im the author and i make the rules#the title is a joke about that song but don't worry theyre all bi as fuck#please enjoy#i had a lot of fun writing this
here's a garrus butt shot for no reason
A few months ago invisiblecatfish asked me to write some Garrus/Shep for her and I made a joke that I would make it about crickets.
So here we have it, Garrus, Shepard, and crickets.
I've never bothered to think of any headcanon for turians and their planet so let's just assume that they don't eat bugs over there because that makes my life easier right now.
Mass Effect: Full Life Calibrations
I was bored and, well... Garrus Vakarian who is John Shepard's buddy was one day working at C-Sec, typing on a computer. He got an email from his friend that said that Saren and the geth are attacking Eden Prime and aksed him for help! Garrus got his computer shut down and wet on the elevator to go up to the docking bay where he left his spaceship and normal people close because he was in his C-Sec uniform. Garrus got on his spaceship and said "It's time for me to live up to my family name and face FULL LIFE CALIBRATIONS." Parody of this.
The wifi in my hotel.
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I sent Brandon Keener a link to that “Shepard, Go the Fuck to Sleep” thing.
Hahaha I think of this story every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtBlcgpD_c
zet-sway reblogged
More Javik for you Javik lovers.
Sorry I didn’t get any done yesterday, I got lazy! I should be able to do another set tonight though.
smokingpanda
Javik is the best loved douche bag on the Citadel.
“I would have taken it anyway.”
HAHAHAHAHA. PERFECT.
Someone please draw Javik in Thane's jacket for the love of god lmao
infiltrator
same kaidan. same.
theramen
sadfLOL Jacob’s
tsukahime
I CANNOT BREATHE. I LOST IT AT JACOB’S.
Source: youtube.com
zet-sway reblogged
Why hasn’t this been done before?
Dane why the fuck aren't you on tumblr
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“When Garrus is feeling down, biotic Shepard will offer to go skeet shooting with him. Only, instead of flinging clay targets for Garrus to shoot, Shep uses biotic techniques…to pull mercs.”
Submitted by poisonno5.
Skeet shooting is with shotguns and I'm not positive but I think Garrus likes his rifles, but what the fuck we're shooting mercs so who gives a shit. lol.