Bro made sure to use the word 'girl' 3 times in the same verse to really drive home the fact that he likes woman. And boob. Yesyes. Girl.
My heart literally SUNK but then I remembered it's still August 12th AND WE R CELEBRATING BIRHDAY BOY RIGHT !!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED IT'S 2 AM FOR ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREAM!! THIS YEAR BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE SOME DRASTIC MEASURES!!
Hey dream you missed my country by a couple of miles haha. No bigge i know you meant to land here haha. It's fine you can come visit welcome welcome !!
Is now a good time to mention that exactly 3 months after I started watching dream my parents got a divorce?
If you see minecraft youtuber dream (formerly known as dreamwastaken) at pride DON'T @ ME. I already know 🙄☝️
"Isn't every Dream tweet... a sub tweet?" I say, as the crowd boos and throws tomatoes at me. I shall never attempt to do stand-up again.
i showed my friend UIEUD and Kind Of Love and she liked both of them :)))
sorry but if i was dream the only interaction i would ever have with keemstar is give him a bowl of my own shit and tell him to eat it <3
Still standing by the fact that I never met a dream anti irl and the only time i ever got close to meeting one i was told that "they wouldn't tell me that they don't like dream because they would be too scared" like DAMN did you just admit you'd shit yourself at the sight of a short ass woman OKAY
Why did Dream take the F 😭😭
EVERY TIME HE FUCKING STREAMS I'M IN UNI WHY DOES HE HATE ME PERSONALLY
Hi ok so me and my friend were bored in class and decided to ask Bing AI random ass questions (mostly about the Dream Team). Anyways. Here are some of the highlights:
We asked it about Dream, and um. According to Bing, Heat Waves is now his I guess 💀
Also, the face reveal? Never fucking happened.
Atp we were bored out of our minds and didn't really expect a result from this, but Bing straight up refusing to answer this because it is "inappropriate" and demanding to switch to a new topic was funny as shit.
Last part and this is where my personal demons kicked in:
I wonder h- i wonder how they would feel about this on- *gunshots*
THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A MONTH OH I RLY FUCKING WON
I'M GOING TO START BITING PEOPE (EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HURT DREAM EVER)
Guys this time connoreatspants made sure not to accidentally trip and talk to dream and take a photo with him while falling I'm glad he found a cure for his illness <3
@ DREAM YOUR MUSIC VIDEO !! IT'S GONNA BURN IN THE OVEN MAN TAKE IT OUT 😭