zenosanalytic reblogged
how am i, as a millennial who grew up with the first two mummy movies, supposed to take the mummy (2017) seriously?
Perfection cannot be eclipsed.
zenosanalytic reblogged
how am i, as a millennial who grew up with the first two mummy movies, supposed to take the mummy (2017) seriously?
Listen, you cannot take The Mummy – which is a masterpiece, FIGHT ME – and essentially decide to write a Queen of the Damned crossover with it and expect anyone to actually take you seriously
Especially not when you replace Brendan Fraser with Tom fuckin’ Cruise
like, no, it’s not happening. You take your My Immortal-level fuckery and go somewhere