I am certainly no Sportsballer, but I’ll try to explain the USian Footsball Mystery that is “the quarterback” u_u I will be Very Humble, Extremely Accurate, and Indubitably Focused :|
Basically, everyone in The Football is a Back of somesort. How do they decide who is which sort of Back? Are physical measurements of anterior torsos involved?? Are arcane sorceries???
I cannot say the answers to these questions u_u
BUT I CAN say that the Quarterback(or Thrower, or Ballman) stands in the middle of The Formation, behind the Bigmen(or Tacklers, or Linebackers. Because they are Backs who stand in a Line, presumably), and Calls The Plays, and Throws The Ball(or Oinkflesh, or Pigskin, or Porkoval) to either the Quickmen(or Rushers, or Runningbacks. Because they are Backs who Run, presumably), or the Widemen(or Catchers, or Wide-Receivers, because they Receive The Pig Widely. Just... Receive That Pork directly In The Wide. This is one of Two positions I know of which is Not A Back, and Totally Not A Metaphor for M/M).
If the Ballman is particularly Tricksy, and just full-to-brimming with the Planjuices, then the Throwback might -MIGHT- give the Squealegg NOT to the Quickmen NOR to the Widemen, but to the other non-back(but actually a back in a Totally Not-Sex-Pun-Ready Way): the Tight-End
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The Tight-Ends(:|)(or Tightmen[:| :|], or Endbacks[:| :| :|]) Go Both Ways(:| :| :| :|). They can be both Lineback AND Wideback, and sometimes EVEN a Runback if the Planman Thrower Xtreme is Very Particularly Tricksy and The Formation is Conducive to Lateral Movement. They can Switch(:| :| :| :| :|) is what I’m saying. That is what I am laying down, right here infront of your eyes. Endmen can even(I think?) regift the ball they have been given, either Intimately or By Tele(which is Crass u_u), to Other Backs on The Green, meaning they can truly do All The Backwork(:| :| :| :| :| :|) in this, The Fulsomest Game Of The USA.
One might even say the Tight-Ends are Panbacks. Panback, obvsl and of course, has no multiple entendres to imply emoticonically, but only the One that they CAN DO IT ALL. Truly: they are Indeed the Tightest Of The Mens u_u u_u(But also: :| :| :| :| :| :| :| ::::|)
So THAT, my Dear, Dear, Dear, Sweet, Precious, Sweet, Dear, Dear, Dear eFriend from Brazil, is what a Quarterman is u_u u_u u_u
May! Ye! Be! Edified!!!!!