give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now
ah yes, how could I forget my favorite homestuck au, finalsstuck,
In case anyone’s curious, Finalsstuck is a post-game pre-act-7 divergent au where everyone still has their powers and memories but they’ve escaped the game and fully integrated themselves into a remade Earth with significant populations of trolls, carapaces, and cherubim. But as the cast of Homestuck slowly adapts to life as normal kids on a nonviolent planet, they encounter a new threat: the rigorous and unforgiving world of higher education.
As the end of the semester draws near, the tensions and stress levels mount, and the number of moral quandaries doesn’t keep from getting bigger. Can Rose and John convince Dave to use the time travel powers he promised to give up just this once, so that he can get some fucking sleep? Is it really a good or safe idea for Jade to teleport across campus in her rush to submit her physics final? If Jake wills so much for his answers on the test to be right that he changes the structure of the universe, is that fair to the other students? And what will Terezi do when she realizes that Vriska is using her luck powers to cheat on her multiple choice exam?
Finalsstuck. Coming this May to a university near you.
@deliverusfromsburb: #dirk drinks like 10 energy drinks in a row#if i die i’ll just come back it’s fine guys#homestuck#this is too relatable rn#AU
Dirk arrogantly registering for an ungodly number of credit-hours. Dirk splintering to cover them all. Dirk splintering to work jobs to pay to house and feed all of himself. Dirk in every class. In every business. Dirk Everywhere. Dirks slowly, implacably, growing to hate each other. The Dirkocalypse of Finals Week :| :| :|
god i needed this post in my life
ovo ovo ovo
Other Highlights I Just Thought Up:
weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink
roller rink……
clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear
Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.
vriska totally nuked herself to save everyone, and to finally grab the role of Most Important Character, even if just for a moment. she got to die a Heroic death this time around instead of a Just one. i think she planned it like that and i think it was what she wanted - to have the final say on herself as a character, as a person. vriska is literally the Achilles of the comic’s overarching plot; she’s the legendary warrior who refuses to cooperate with her team for the first few years of the war, whom everyone believed to be dead, and who ultimately chooses glory (and death) over the new universe.
terezi’s whole experience of this whole ordeal is more like the Odyssey than the Iliad.
god i feel like Dido is a good fit for aradia just for the angst factor
Ok, I could possibly live with this, but Terezi needs to have a more developed version of Odysseus’s consulting the dead where she travels “the underworld” to find Vriska wanting to bring her back, and sees and experiences many things, and when she finally finds “her” Vriska, Vriska wants to stay, and there’s a big denouement dialogue about it, and then she makes her way back to the new Universe. And Aradia isn’t Dido; she’s Virgil from The Divine Comedy :3 So basically not the Odyssey, but an HF fanfic of a pastiche of both the Odyssey and its first internationally successful, modern fanfic :]
some scourge sisters for my hatewife
