The cat is waiting for his interview and the newscaster won’t stop laughing. How rude and unprofessional

@b5snowdog

the transition im crying

@brazenautomaton

LET HIM PLAY

helmet: off

fur: fluffy

score: tied

I am forcibly removed from the field

“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

HELLO ??????

He asked ChatGPT if it was lying to him and it said no so he figured he was in the clear.

FLEECED: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025)

Directed by Rian Johnson

:)

The Worst Attraction in Every State

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

“worst attactions” my ass that bug FUCKS

that tube top and miniskirt were fuckin stupid. eridan deserves a high collar blouse and a pencil skirt

On it boss!

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst

every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes

yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.

I would consult this before buying any game.

Good intersectionality.

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on TikTok

Source

You should guess but you never will.