>pick up keys for new apartment
>try keys, don't work
>call property manager
>she shows up, explains reception gave us the wrong keys
>pulls put the master key to open it
>its a 0 lift key
im so fucked
yall i cannot stress this enough the master key is a fucking bump key. like this.
my shits gonna get fucked by LockPickingParalegal
i laughehd to fucking hard at this im sorry
its 3am and the edibles kicked in time for random polling hours
WHY ARE MY CHECKMARKS BACK ON AND WHY ARE THEY BLUE
The good news is they're no longer crashing my app. Just slowing it down every so often. So that's... something???
whough.
health bar
pspspspspspt! they kindly answered my whinging post about the color
ah i see
Get Peer Reviewed Idiot
if i may
So what if Junji Ito wrote some of the Leitners
I have some good new for you in regards to “objects that both exist and are in my possession”
BRROOOOOO???!!??!?!!?1
I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.
Repsonses So far:
Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat
Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”
gallusrostromegalus :
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Repsonses thusly immoderate :
Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female
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This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!
holy fuckin shit.
someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting
How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?
(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit)
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pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .
thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now
WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.
Oh Honey, are you gonna have enough money for the hospital bills this caused?
i’m canadian
But can we buy prints? :D
im 100% sure this is not quality enough to live w my other prints on the etsy
im fuckin scared
SO SOMEONE FUCKIN,,,, COMMISSIONED ME TO MAKE THIS THING, BUT FUCKING FANCY
Journalist: if millennials are killing previously popular industries, what are they sending their money on?
Millennials: so there’s this penmanship artist…
I am CRYIGING
There’s always someone who comes into my inbox and says “I saw your essential oil post and actually–” then straight up just says the wrong thing.
Like I am so sorry high school science failed you, but no, water does not dilute oil. It’s physically impossible. The “purity” of the oil has nothing to do with it. This isn’t magic. The water doesn’t care if the oil was distilled by nuns on the full moon. It’s science. Basic science. Oil floats on water.
And I’m afraid you have to abide by that law as much as the rest of us.
@thebibliosphere I made this for you
I love it, thank you. Now, how do we tattoo it onto other people’s foreheads.
@thebibliosphere feel free 2 use this as the tattoo design i guess
Burst in thrusting bull penis cane. Everybody out of the god damn way.
new typeface=quality drop soz lmao
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