Racing Turtles

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

the latest rich people craze is “raw water”

you can read more of this insanity in the new york times article:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/dining/raw-water-unfiltered.html

but for the time being I think Twitter users commenting on this sums it up:

local man consumes nothing but toxic rainwater for ten days, loses his mind, now trespasses for the purpose of theft

one lunar cycle of delivery

God I hope they all get dysentery and shit themselves to death