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elisamaza

Pizza delivery drivers of Reddit, what are some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on the “no delivery list”?

I worked for a pizza place that was near a very large software company. Deliveries to the neighborhoods or offices where all the tech workers lived was usually pretty awesome because they'd tip rather well. But there was one apartment that started to become a concern for us drivers. The man ordering was always polite, always paid, always tipped $4, and he would have been a perfect customer. He'd order breadsticks and a salad twice a week, and sometimes he'd include a bottle of root beer. Except when he opened his door, you could see an alarming amount of our breadsticks boxes stacked everywhere inside. Not like a few on the counter and a couple by the trash, stacks and stacks of them. Even worse, it was only our boxes in there. He wasn't just ordering from us often, we were the only place he was getting food outside of work. Now, I've worked in some of those tech offices myself, I know that there's enough decent food options just hanging out in the break rooms that this guy was probably not malnourished, but the way his living space was a shrine of greasy cardboard was a clear sign that this guy didn't have a healthy relationship with our food. Our manager was a really cool dude though, and he heard the drivers joking about the boxes and asked a couple of us "Is this like a messy guy or a guy who needs help?" We agreed it was probably the latter. So on his day off, the manager went to the guys apartment with an envelope that had gift cards for several other restaurants that delivered in that area and chatted with him. Manager found out that the guy was an immigrant on a Visa who was struggling to find American food he liked, and too socially awkward to ask anyone. So he talked with him through a few menus and helped him with some recommendations. Then he helped the guy load all the old boxes into his truck to take to the dump, in exchange for a promise not to order from us more than once a week. For a little while, the manager had a note on the calendar showing the last time the guy had ordered, and a couple times he had to hold his ground and refuse the guy's order. But after that chat, I never saw the stacks of boxes again, and the guy would boast about the different meals he'd had.

what the fuck dude, this is so sweet.

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saintjosie

saw a post where someone fundamentally misunderstood bra sizes so i wanted to help clarify

a common misconception about cup size is that a DD is just the size of a boob. however, the way it actually works is that cup size is a relative measurement.

the first measurement you need is the measurement all the way around your ribcage, right below your tibbies and this measurement is the band size. the second measurement you need is the measurement around your chest where your tibbies stick out the most and this is called the bust measurement.

the difference between the band measurement and the bust measurement determines your cup size where AAA is a difference of zero inches and a G is a difference of 6 inches.

THIS SYSTEM IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSING!!! and it often leads to a lot of people not understanding which bras they need!

this is why a lot of people get mixed up when someone has a size of 34DD vs 44DD because they are comparing two entirely different body types that happen to have the same cup size in name only.

hope this helps!

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vexic929

it's also super important that when you're measuring your cup size, you should bend over so they hang perpendicular to the floor! then you gently wrap the measure around the fullest part of the breast only tight enough to stay in place without digging into the skin much, that should give you a more accurate cup size to pair with your band size!

I DID NOT KNOW THIS EITHER THANK YOU

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passively scrolling animal/plant/fungi ID subreddits for 9,537 hours will have you identifying organisms and not knowing how. i'll just be like carpet beetle inky cap northern flicker no i don't know how to tell

it's very cool actually. it feels like the way little kids learn language, naturally through exposure and pattern recognition. i'm not confident In my IDs, because i can't back them up with evidence, but i don't need to be because i'm not doing anything with any stakes, like foraging or commenting to say what i think it is. nothing happens if im wrong

you can tell by the way it looks

you'll never guess what this method of identification is called in birding

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