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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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a lot of you probably knows Belphie's story, but I'll summarize just in case.

Devon Rex cats are better for people with allergies (less shed fur + less Fel d1 protein in their saliva), so on February 16, 2024, I went the breeder route and put down a deposit! before Belphie even opened his eyes, he was mine.

every Friday, the breeder sent me a new photo. I had a broken leg, and was basically rotting in bed at that point, so it was the best part of my week. then, at 12 weeks old, I BROUGHT HIM HOME!

at first, he was so alive. like a wind-up monkey that never shut off. he dangled from the wall-hangings, savaged my feet as I walked, and used my elderly cats as jumping poles to do cool acrobatics over. but this all gradually faded.

first, he stopped playing. then he stopped climbing. then he stopped moving much at all. my vet ran tests on him and found multiple pathogens (calcivrius + mycoplasma), but the medication didn't help - he kept declining.

on September 17th, I woke up to find him swollen like a balloon. we finally had an answer: he had Feline infectious Peritonitis, aka FIP. before 2017, this would've been a death sentence. he would've kept bloating until he drowned in his own fluids. and before 2024, I would've been forced to inject him with black market drugs. but thankfully, South Tower Animal Hospital in Fergus, Ontario was doing a study on the oral medication! we drove two hours, enrolled him, and left with the GS-441524 pills.

and he went from those photos above.....to this:

I thought Belphie would die as a kitten. I'd accepted that he would never grow up. but now he gets to LIVE!

and all for the low cost of $7,553.....ahhhahaha........god.

that + a recent home disaster has wiped out my savings, but I still need to pay for Belphie's medication. to remain in this study, I need to do bloodwork monthly until Feb 2025, and he'll need daily pills until March 2025.

I've put a risograph print + enamel pin set at greerstothers.shop. I hate asking for help, but if you'd like to support Belphie's continued treatment, please consider checking them out!

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wait, the lykoi fur mutation is unethical? could you elaborate please? this is genuinely the first im hearing of it, unless you mean unethical for the same reason people consider breeding hairless cats unethical

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unfortunately the gene that gives them cute werewolf fur is linked to painful skin cysts that develop later in life (more info here)

if you're after the scraggly gremlin look, breeds with rexed fur (Devon, Cornish, Selkirk, German, Ural, and LaPerm) are a good alternative!

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I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.

for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.

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twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

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funyarinpaa

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

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had to explain to new housemate that:

  1. Banana Jim lives on the microwave
  2. microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate
  3. if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed

containment procedures

Item Number: SCP-BJ-J “Banana Jim”

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BJ-J is to be kept on top of the microwave in the Site-19 break room. Any bananas found on top of the microwave are to be removed and placed in the fruit bowl nearby. All personnel onsite are to rotate SCP-BJ-J to face away from the wall after every use of the microwave. SCP-BJ-J is not to be removed from its place on top of the microwave, unless it os being used to perform tests. If SCP-BJ-J is found to be completely facing the wall, on-site security is to be notified, and SCP-BJ-J is to be moved to a new building temporarily.

Description: SCP-BJ-J is a small wooden figure of a cat, recovered from a house in █████. When placed on top of a standard microwave oven, it will rotate slightly every time the microwave is operated, turning slowly to face the wall behind the microwave. If it is allowed to rotate this far, the building it is in will begin to experience SCP-BJ-J’s anomalous effect, in which foods inside of the affected building (now designated SCP-BJ-J-1) will spoil remarkably quickly, at roughly the same speed as a common banana, regardless of ingredients or chemical composure. If SCP-BJ-J is allowed to face the wall for approximately two consecutive days, the effect on SCP-BJ-J-1 will begin to worsen, with the accelerated deterioration beginning to apply to non-edible objects, including parts of the building itself. If SCP-BJ-J is not placed on top of a microwave for a period exceeding twenty-four hours, its anomalous effect will immediately activate on the building or container it is in. Additionally, if SCP-BJ-J is successfully kept from facing the wall, it will seem to spontaneously generate perfectly ripe bananas on top of the microwave with it when it is not being observed.

Addendum 1: Why bananas? Why does a little wooden cat care about bananas so much? -Dr. ████

I think about banana jim every day

I’m sorry, Grimalkin (pictured below) broke Banana Jim in the early morning for reasons unknown. shortly afterward the microwave stopped working

now we have Nameless Adam, on microwave 2. he is hopelessly bleak

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what do you mean by "99.99% of domestic cats have no breed ancestry"? surely they come from something? or is General Cat a thing?? i am so curious

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this is an African wildcat. it’s domestic relative, Felis catus, is what we have in our houses. THAT is where all cats come from. 

when we spread from Africa, so did domesticated cats. in different countries/climates, feral populations developed traits to help them survive, or genetic quirks unique to the region (the name for this is landrace = local genetically related population adapted to that particular landscape). as an example, on the Isle of Man a genetic quirk of the population is the occasional shortened or ‘Manx-type’ tail.

then Animal Fancy popped into existence a couple hundred years ago as a hobby, and people started deliberately breeding cats with unusual or exaggerated traits to win ribbons at conventions. this is when ‘breeds’ became a thing - cats with suitable traits were plucked from randombred populations to be incorporated into closed and registered genetic groups. and so (to go back to that earlier example) a handful of short-tailed landrace cats from the Isle of Man were selected by cat fanciers to become a breed, the Manx cat.

now keep in mind, that doesn’t automatically make all randombred cats on the Isle of Man part of the Manx breed! only the select individuals chosen as the genetic foundation + their pedigreed ancestors would be considered Manx.

that’s why the cat pictured above, despite sharing a shortened tail + place of origin with Manx cats, has no breed origin.

any modern cat breeder worth their salt will require a spay/neuter contract when selling kittens, so there isn’t much genetic mixing between purebred and randombred populations. the purebred population of cats is extremely small, and the randombred population unfathomably massive, so yes: 99.99% of cats have no breed origin.

if you don’t know the direct ancestry of your adopted/rescued cat it is EXTREMELY unlikely for it to be anything other than randombred, even if it shares traits with a breed. most colourations/mutations/traits found in breeds also exist in randombred populations. and yes, this post is an extremely long-winded way of saying your large fluffy cat is not part Maine Coon.

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