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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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ghoulgoon

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

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miss-bubles

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

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doggendoodle

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

I am a fool for clicking

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

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tokyozilla

✨🐝TIGER BEE UPDATE!🐝✨

They purr and wag their tail when you pet their lil heads!!!!!

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i love the new quarantine greetings and sign-offs. “hope you’re staying safe!” god, i love that. it feels like giving each other old blessings. i feel like it has taken a lot of pretense of politeness and discovered that we do actually care about each other. we’re reaching out to each other. we’re taking care of each other. these are terribly circumstances but we are finding just how much we really care about each other and that is a silver lining. 

i hope you’re safe. i hope you’re staying safe. 

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glumshoe

Me: “I’m not looking forward to the inevitable lusty Dune fandom that’ll come from having Timothee Chalamet and Jason Mamoa in starring—”

Villeneuve: “Sharon Duncan-Brewster portrays ecologist Dr. Liet Kynes.”

I take back everything I said. I have been targeted with LASER fucking precision. I have no reservations and I’m now fully onboard. Pathetic? Yes, maybe, but. Look. Look.

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One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Variations: Flying Purple People Eater, Purple People Eater
The One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater is a creature from North American folklore. The primary source for it comes from Wooley, who describes its activities from a purported first-hand encounter.
Unfortunately descriptions of the purple people eater are vague. It is evident that it is one-eyed, one-horned, and flying…
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