zenosanalytic reblogged
You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
#XD XD XD#humaneflies#What the FUCK?!?!?#Posting#Comedy#Gr8 Art#God#Abrahimic#not gonna do a reread to confirm but I feel like this is Implicit in the bible#u_u u_u u_u#the idea that god banned jerking it to dirt cuz that's what it thought masturbation was is HILARIOUS#and the ppl it told that just couldn't conceive that THAT is what god meant so they reinterpreted it#frivolous reblogs