Racing Turtles

Rpf is fine if its mozart and salieri

I cant make a single goddamn post on this website without people connecting it to pete wentz or whatever that guy is. Let me live. This is about amadeus. Amadeus yaoi.

Name of the rose fanart

I’m going to read whatever this is.

I hope in the disco elysium sequel they reveal that Kim has a normal boyfriend named like Steve

Also harry needs to take it badly it needs to be like

KIM— “His name is Steve. He is my fiance.”

LOGIC (failure)— You guys are best friends and you haven’t met steve yet? This guy is NOT real.

HALF LIGHT— Kill steve.

(NEW TASK: KILL STEVE)

VOLITION— What? No!!

HALF LIGHT— okay.

(NEW TASK: KILL YOURSELF AT THEIR WEDDING)

one thing that I truly believe about deep space 9 is that keiko was DESPERATELY trying to get miles to do an open marriage thing like there was no way she kept encouraging him to spend time with/massage kira and go to the most romantic spot in bajor together and alone on accident she knew what she was doing…. that time that she set up bashir and miles with each other in the holosuite without each other knowing… she fucking knew! shes been sending him completely unsubtle signals that she wants to have a threesome for years but miles’ completely blind loyalty to his wife he will kill and die for keeps getting in the way 

Had a dream i was on survivor and jeff probst was like “this next challenge is a standard wizard one” and a wizard started fucking attacking us