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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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colored the little comic, since i felt like it. more doodles too. sorry that they’re in a different art style in each image. i don’t know what happened.

i’m trying to work out dialogue and how each of them talk, so sorry if it’s a bit clunky. keep in mind, though, that they aren’t supposed to be EXACTLY like the trolls’. i’m trying to make them a bit different.

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okay, this was the comic in question i was talking about earlier.

it was some kind of miracle neither of them accidentally killed themselves or one another during their tenure as neighbors. this came to me in a dream.

this one’s kind of messed up, sorry. it’s goretober, so i’m allowed.

am i physically incapable of making a homestuck comic not featuring the serkets and zahhaks

what’s wrong with me

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Two things:

  1. Do you think "English" as a name for topspin relates to black hole stuff?
  2. Do you think "Lord English" as a synonym of "Huge Bitch" might bring us back to Problem Sleuth, where Mobster Kingpin became a black hole by concentrating his mass in a corset?
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it certainly could? intuitively, an "English" spin applies to the billiard ball, and not the hole - but I guess in homestuck (and in astrophysics?) those are doubles for the same thing...

this is way above my pay grade, but a black hole's spin actually does have a lot to do with its physics: in particular, a black hole has to be spinning in order to act as a gateway to infinite parallel universes. so it's not like this line of thinking is totally divorced from what we're talking about.

to a layman, the science surrounding this stuff is obtuse to put it mildly, but the above video is a great visualisation of a bunch of the more arcane applications of black holes in relativity. spinning black holes in particular come up at the 29 minute mark.

the only way the "umbra" in Calliope's trolltag has ever made sense to me is as a reference to a psychological "umbra", or shadow - i.e. a "uranian umbra" is your gay split personality, so to speak. but since "uranian" has a double meaning (a WEALTH of double meanings, really, since "Urania" was also one of the mythical muses) it stands to reason that "umbra" should also have some hidden astronomical aspect as well... in which case, is there anything a "spinning shadow" could be OTHER than a black hole??

on the Kingpin: it's all a little over my head, sorry... if we're talking about a "bitch" that's so "huge" it distorts spacetime I can only think of the Vast Expletive which "rung through the cosmos" with information "encoded in its wavelengths", like some kind of gravitational wave. but if we're talking about Lord English and wearing corsets, the mind can only travel toward crossdressing and genderbending. in which case, by wearing his girl-version's corset and becoming a black hole, Mobster Kingpin kind of embodies his own "uranian umbra"? ha ha ha.

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