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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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hayleyolivia

Tailtorial

So I got the flu, and Ive been in bed for like 9 years. So naturally I decided to draw a lot of butts in order to go on a rant about tails.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I have to tag this as nsfw anyway, so here is a pin-up tiefling lad.

Tumblr, if you wanted naked creatures with tails, all you had to do was ask.

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tailbutt

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I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...

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hayleyolivia

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

Fun fact: this is exactly how the schtroumpfs (smurfs in English) came to be invented.

...what? do tell

“On 23 October 1958 'Les Schtroumpfs' made their debut in print. Their name was based on an inside joke between Peyo and Franquin. As they enjoyed dinner in a restaurant Peyo asked Franquin for the salt, but was unable to remember its name and instead of "Passez-moi le sel" he blurted out: "Passez-moi le schtroumpf". This made-up word amused them the entire night and thus, when Peyo looked for a name for the little creatures he didn't have to think long.”

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