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OKAY I’D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW YUURI IS BREAKDANCING?

okay like, b-boying is a thing in japan, definitely. but it’s not really a sleepy vacation town thing. it’s mostly popular around tokyo. so what i’m thinking… is that yuuri probably learned how to breakdance while he was living in detroit.

(which means phichit probably also knows how to do this. i bet they learned together.)

idk i just thought that was neat, even if it’s not true. then HELLO? YUURI CAN B-BOY WITH THE BEST OF THEM? LOOK AT HIS BALANCE? HE’S DRUNK HOW IS HE DOING THIS? and on that marble tile floor too…. 

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gholateg

There is not a doubt in my mind this lil japanese doof was being driven around detroit and saw people dancing and didn’t instantly fucking demand they stop to watch them and learn from them. 

And he wasn’t good at english, and no one knew japanese, because detroit (Also because fuck the anime universal-language thing, it irks me.) so this little snuffleupagus just walks up and stares, and the group gets a little mad because you know, gawking guy looking at them with the doof face.

So yuuri has to break out his spins and shit and the crew just like “Awww lookit this lil bastard go!”  So they do the whole “We use the language of dance so we won’t beat the shit out of you” montage. 

And then one day someone in the crew is stuck watching figure skating because his mom likes it and it’s the only TV in the house and he see’s Yurri and like “OH DAMN! IT’S LIL’MAC!” so now there’s this break dancing crew in the middle of fucking detroit who are all into watching figure skating now.  

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