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I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

Genuinely though, conservatives will overwhelmingly support something with a different name. I’ve seen it hundreds of times. They’re like babies this way.

HUGE NEWS FOR PEPSICKOS!

PEPSI IS GETTING A NEW LOGO

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE AGE OF LOWERCASE MINIMALISM IS FINALLY OVER

For my birthday my dad got me this Pepsi bowling ball from the 90s except holes were never drilled into it so it’s just an official Pepsi ORB