this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

Important News

He's gone

i'll light a candle for him

GLaDOS learns about isopods

homophobic wheatley

Lies

i had to guilt trip him into being bisexual

GLaDOS learns about isopods

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

I know a lot of people are gonna be like "uhhh Chell is fully nonverbal! She CAN'T respond!" to which I'd point out two things

Now, my point here is not to argue that Chell can hear them and just chooses not to respond. Quite the opposite. My point here is to propose that Chell is fully Deaf and neither GLaDOS nor Wheatley ever realized she couldn't hear them. You (the player) can hear everything that's happening but think about that game, and how easily one could complete it without audio or subtitles.

Maybe Chell is just fully on top of the situation, MacGyver-ing her way through this laboratory to escape, blissfully unaware of the fact that the robots trying to kill her are also projecting insecurities and psychosexual obsession onto her

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

glados and wheatley would both do nfts but for very different reasons. wheatley thinks they're the future but has no clue how they work, needless to say he makes his nft his twitter pfp. glados is trying to grift people on purpose

chell never says a word on social media except sending glados and wheatley screenshots of her right clicking

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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

Sometimes, spending too much time online causes you to write sentences that are truly incomprehensible to outsiders.

Anyways, Raymond AnimalCrossing is just a catboy-ified version of a 2012-Tumblr-era humanization of Wheatley from Portal 2

i IMPLORE you to go outside

queen... there’s a pandemic, queen...

portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

What is Wheatley then

he’s a cash register and chell wishes this Smart Restaurant trend would end

[First image: Faint grey sketch of Chell, labelled *just trying to make minimum wage*, grimacing distrustfully at a coffeemaker. The coffeemaker has an orange speech bubble and is saying “I know why you like coffee. It’s black, just like your heart.”

Second image: In the same sketchy style, Chell with her head resting on a counter and her arms over her head. The cash register in a blue speech bubble is saying “Just out of curiosity, not important, how much ARE those little silver ones worth?” Smaller in the background, the coffeemaker says “You have a degree and you’re not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?”]