Racing Turtles

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

ADORABLE

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

It’s a lovely day in the Enrichment Center, and you are a horrible person. That’s what it says, a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that!

goose in the archives what will it do

[ID: a two-panel comic. The first features Jon from TMA. He is hunched over slightly, speaking into a tape recorder which he holds close to his face. He is squinting and looking over his shoulder with furrowed brows, looking intensely annoyed and paranoid. He says, “Supplemental: There is a goose loose in the Archives.” We cut to the goose from Untitled Goose Game. The goose stands on top of a book, yanking the magnetic tape out of a cassette on the floor. Jon’s dialogue continues, “I cannot be certain, but I believe it was sent by The Desolation.” End ID]

Be goose. Do crimes.

So I read an article today where the BBC interviewed the Untitled Goose Game developers and they referred to the goose with singular they/them pronouns in:

- Nico Disseldorp, House House developer.

It’s a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and you’re an unstoppable killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

ADORABLE

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

honk honk human where are your spider powers now

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

“I WOULD LIKE TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR NO REASON”

This is the most brilliant fanfic I have read this year, and I am not exaggerating in the least. 

a criminal #untitledgoosegame

so glad there’s a game out there that allows me to be goose, do crimes!

INCREDIBLE

This is fucking KILLING me

be an animal. cause problems.