Racing Turtles

Me: "No see, the frog contains the universe and the frog is god."

Group of Ogres who will eat me the moment they remember I can be killed: "s'just Brahman innit?"

Literally why are y'all tagging this as Homestuck

My science teacher gave me this particularly mind blowing thought: What if the expansion and shrinking of the universe every 30 billion years is just the result of an unfathomable sized creature breathing.

fuck flat earth. investigate large frog!

this post isn’t about homestuck! 

this post WASN’T about homestuck

this is the rarest universe pepe, it only appears once every successful sburb session. reblog for a planet free from tyranny