zenosanalytic reblogged
Everyone in the vicinity of a Starbucks, at all times, must be carrying a weapon. In fact, ideally, every Starbucks patron should be carrying multiple weapons, so that in the event of being held up by an armed assailant, they’re able to surrender the weapon of their choice rather than have it used against them.
If this makes Starbucks an unpleasant place to loiter, well, it’s an unpleasant place already.