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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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prokopetz

The fundamental duality of Undertale/Deltarune is that one the one hand, most of the humour is clearly aimed at a late-teens audience, but on the other hand, the most nuanced and thoroughly explored character arc – consistently so, spanning multiple games – is a grindingly bleak portrait of the self-destructive downward spiral of the universe's most divorced middle aged man.

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while i do have a soriel fankid, it's because parenthood is a fun context to explore certain characters with. if you asked me what i believe would be more faithful to canon, however, the truth is that i don't think any of the UT cast would want kids.

except papyrus.

who's 100% uninterested in romance.

Tragic! Area Aro Can't Be World's Coolest Uncle Since Allo Friends Just Won't Give Him Babies To Pander, Goddamit.

papyrus sitting down at the kitchen table at 7 in the morning like "WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY!"

sans looking over his crosswords like "oh. just to hang out with?" while toriel stares into the air mentally processing the choice of first person plural.

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Papyrus: I WANT A BABY!!

Undyne: We're LESBIANS ?!!!!

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Papyrus: SIGH... I WANT A BABY.

Mettaton, already looking up Alphys' contact in his phone: Give me a week. What color.

the dogi have their first litter and ask papyrus to babysit like "(Are you sure this is fine with you?)" and he's just vibrating intensely, small puppies hanging off of him from every limb, tears in his eyes, going "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!"

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havockingboo

He would be the greatest babysitter of them all

RANDY I'M GONNA EXPLODE

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