in the gc rn we are Rotating, due to critical first-time-homebuyer brainrot, a mundane AU where hinata is a home inspector. "hey can you peep inside that wall real quick and let me know if there's water damage? thanks"
itachi is a real estate agent (who often works with hinata) not because he has social skills but because he mind controls everyone else into cooperating. the mangekyō sharingan can see all aspects of the california housing code at once, etc
Hinata leaned in.
"This isn't an official inspection report," she muttered in Itachi's ear, "but there's a fair amount of termite damage in the floor joists, and the fucked-up flashing in the southeast kitchen wall is basically just dumping water into the framing. It's, like..." She waved her hands vaguely, to suggest tissue paper.
"Hm," Itachi said.
"They definitely know," Hinata added. "I bet you the brand new backsplash is to cover up the water stains."
"Hm," Itachi said again. "And yet, it wasn't in the disclosures." With the aid of the Sharingan, he'd memorized the entire packet.
Hinata wandered seemingly aimlessly about the kitchen, peering into dim corners at the backs of cabinets and drumming her fingers idly against walls. "Well, after the remodel it wouldn't be visible to the inspector."
"I'll speak with the seller's agent," Itachi decided. His Sharingan started spinning more quickly as he walked towards the doorway to the living room, where the seller's agent was holding court. "I'm sure we can come to a... compromise."
yesterday on the Noise Hell Tube i ascended to some kind of higher plane of existence where i contemplated naruto AUs not hitherto conceived of by mankind. i now present to you, home inspector hinata
accurséd AU free to a good home (we have to get it away from OP)
