Racing Turtles

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

SOMEBODY CHECK THE GENDER-NEUTRAL ACCESSIBLE RESTROOM FOR A JEN D'QUEER!

top tier simpsons bit tbh

Teeny Tiny Music Store!

This was my humble contribution to Spoke Art's SDCC efforts this year. I'm late to the party BUT that now means I can share it and say that you can now get prints at their online shop.

They actually have a bunch of my dioramas available and I love them all.

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

SOMEBODY CHECK THE GENDER-NEUTRAL ACCESSIBLE RESTROOM FOR A JEN D'QUEER!

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

yes

pairs well with this one

been playing a game called Ishin No Arashi, which was am ambitious Koei sim for the famicom where you play a dignitary of your choice during the Bakumatsu era and try to convert others to your ideology. here's me playing as famous samurai Ryoma Sakamoto doing a dogshit job of winning others over by having an incredibly awkward conversation

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

HAPPY LAW ENFORCEMENT APPRECIATION DAY!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

#violence