Racing Turtles

I was excited when you established an Umineko tag, but it seems thereafter nothing came of it. Any classic Issac takes you’re willing to share? (Did you check out the manga adaption for a real ending?)

Yes, I think I can scrounge some takes up from somewhere. Maybe in the form of a Q&A session. And you know what - let's keep it spoiler free.

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Q: Was the submarine full of Italian gold?

A: No, it was obviously Nazi gold. You think the italian fascists had that much gold lying around?

Q: Is it a coincidence that the climactic battle sequence featured both a black hole and a green sun?

A: Absolutely not. And when Daniel Higgs sang "Love Is Love In Wind And Shade" on Lungfish's song Love is Love from their 2003 album Love is Love that wasn't a coincidence either.

Q: You mean John Shade?

A: Sure, why not.

Q: Is magic real?

A: Yes. See question 2. At the same time, no, the non-magical interpretation is significantly more satisfying. Making people listen to jazz against their will should be punishable by death.

Q: Did Sayo die?

A: Sayo did not die. Margalo did not fly away. In all the 120 Days of Sayo not one included h** death. Love is Love.

Q: Was the object Ange saw at the seaside tourist shop another Sakutaro, thus upending Maria's entire universe by demonstrating that Rosa, despite being a fashion designer, couldn't even sew?

A: Yes, obviously.

Q: Did they all deserve to die that way?

A: Yes, and all the other ways. Forgiveness is only an option for those half-drowned and run over by a car, who are willing to live in the author's basement.

Q: Even Jessica?

A: Pettan, pettan!