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zenosanalytic replied to your post “Leftovers”

What sort of wrestling is TF2?

In the “cheeky boy’s club with surprisingly good characterization under the circumstances” sense it’s like contemporary NJPW - in the “overarching plotlines are insane but luckily don’t really impact my enjoyment of the product” sense it’s like Chikara - in the “suddenly there’s a wizard” sense it’s like mid-90s WCW - in the “what the fuck happened to your outfit” sense it’s like Juice Robinson, specifically

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dude i swear based on the demands overwatch players keep making to blizzard

it’s like almost none of them have ever played an online shooter before and just suck at them

mercy, back when i played the damn game was a fragile healer class with a shitty little pistol as a last resort defense

and they made her even shittier with every single nerf they’ve done to her

“she heals too much!!!”

she’s a healer class

that’s her primary thing

her healing is supposed to be huge and overhwhelming cause she’s supposed to stick to her teammates like glue and keep alternating healing between them

how fucking bad are you at shooters if you can’t even shoot the medic that’s literally glowing almost all the time and has the lowest possible health value you can get in overwatch

Old but still pertinent:

“2007″

my fucking god

Her problem is her ressurection ability, which should not be a thing in a competitive fps game. It is anti-skill. Also, she isnt the lowest possible health target because Tracer is AND she also has health regen after 1 second of no damage. It’s really not that simple and I hate when people just boil it down to “just kill her” like this isn’t a game where supports are probably behind at least one shield and at least one tank and is highly mobile. Not even comparable to the medic from tf2.

just

kill her

she’s a giant fuckin glowing SHOOT ME sign

it’s really that easy

especially since the medic has an ability THAT MAKES HIM AND THE TARGET INVINCIBLE and mercy ain’t in the time i played it

(but yeah i was wrong about her being the lowest health because she’s merely 2nd lowest along with unsuited d.va and s76)

Being behind a shield and a tank was also what happened with TF2. “Pocket Medics” where the Medic constantly tagged along behind the hard-to-kill Heavy were incredibly common. You know how people dealt with that?

They stealthed around behind them, or sniped them from above, or just lobbed grenades over the meatshields to hit the medic. Things that you can do in Overwatch with Sombra, Widowmaker/Ana, and Junkrat respectively.

You have the tools, so stop whining and use them. She can’t resurrect people if you kill her first.

You can nade/rocket jump over the medic/heavy pair. Scout is all about maneuvering around and taking out high value targets. Spy can close in with stealth. Now Overwatch has similar heroes. Pharah/Junkrat can fly over and blow up the Mercy. “BUT MERCY CAN FLY.” Fucking learn how to shoot with projectile weapons then. A good soldier/demoman can launch an enemy into the air and hit them mid-air since they can’t dodge as well in the air. Heroes like Tracer and Genji were made for taking out Mercy. Even if Mercy flies away, both have movement abilities made for closing distances. Sombra can just hack her so that she can’t even fly away. Reaper can flank if the enemy doesn’t notice him. You have so many options.

And my god, this isn’t Tribes. Every map in Overwatch is just chokepoint, chokepoint, chokepoint. Fuck, Overwatch doesn’t even have movement that’s as fast or fluid as TF2. Shooting at some slowing flying glowing chick is nothing compared to trying to headshot some demoman flying at you 200mph because he has the sticky jumper that lets him nade jump without damage and omg he has a sword. Or you’re playing on a server where b-hopping is allowed and my god there’s a medic solo-ubering and he’s this fast hopping invincible freak just stabbing the entire team.

I’m glad you mentioned shooting flying/aerial targets because now it gives me an excuse to post this finely aged clip:

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ive befriended a russian reinhardt main in overwatch

we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life

he speaks very little english but we get by

tonight may have been the highest point in my life. we proceeded to win 9 comp games in a row, before losing one. i’ll never forget you, you ruskie rein. i have only one photo of us together

sleep well, moahbinopk. sleep well.

this is what online gaming was meant for

I… I must inform. This man’s name is “Fashionable Orc”.

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Ask Reply to YoungVenuz: Overwatching

youngvenuz said:

excuse me zeno (zenos?) do you play overwatch? and if so who is your favorite character?    

No I do not: Blizzivision is Dead to Me u_u u_u u_u

However, I DO like the art direction and character design for the game, and how they’ve applied the LoL approach to character-choice to a Team Fortress setting.

I was pretty disappointed in the way Valve went with TF2 after its initial release -there just didn’t seem to be a firm idea of what they wanted to do with weapon releases, they REALLY screwed up the balancing(which was already weak given the changes inherent in TF2 like kill cams and much smaller maps), and there wasn’t a sense that Valve really cared one way or another about supporting the game- so, in a Fondly Regarding sort of way, I’d be Gratified to see Blizzard take a more focused, interested, and Professional approach to the genre, which it seems to be doing.

IDK if I like the massive hitboxes(though maybe this makes it less twitchy? That’s def a thing FPSs[First Person Shooters, just in case any of you Dear Readers doesn’t know the lingo] need to address, as a genre) and, while I think the idea of including old-school fps hacks as unabashedly OP Ultimates is interesting(wall shooting, auto-aim, auto-headshot, no-clipping, observer-mode locomotion, ect), I’m not sure if they’ve applied that idea evenly? Like, obvsl I haven’t played the game and neither have I spent much time watching clips of it so my sense of its balance is probably off, but some folks Ultimates just seem much MUCH stronger/more useful than other folks :T

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