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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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raginrayguns

You can see it my word choice, like saying avoiding MSG is a "superstition", or calling the unsourced anecdotes about important scientists that seem to get passed down to every generation "mythology". I think that educated people and uneducated people, modern people and ancient people, believe false things for similar reasons, that the false beliefs are the result of similar processes. That these processes, like mythmaking, or the formation of superstitions, were active then and are active now, are at work in the uneducated and the educated.

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killrockstar

tiktok porn is so so funny.

why even try at this point

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doubleca5t

Imo the funniest part about tiktok is that despite how ridiculous and pervasive the censorship is, there's no evidence that any of it actually works. People get videos with allegedly suppressed words to go viral all the time. The Washington Post's social media team even did an experiment where they tried to get a video suppressed or banned by saying as many "bad" words in it as possible only for it to become their most popular video by a wide margin. Hell, the only tiktok to crack a million views on my account is also one of my most profane, and some of my other most popular vids are jokes about BDSM with no censorship.

The practice of self-censorship was developed because people saw that their videos were flopping and assumed it was because they were getting shadowbanned for mature content rather than accept the reality that The Algorithm is random and unpredictable.

That entire app has made it standard practice to use Orwellian newspeak euphemisms for everything for literally no material reason. It's like the online equivalent of every desk fan in south korea coming with a timer because a huge swath of the population there believes with no evidence that you can asphyxiate if you sleep in a room with a fan running overnight.

A similar phenomenon happened on Twitter. People straight up believe they can't say words like "commission" or "fundraiser" or "auction" or else the algorithm will hide their posts from people, but the fact is people just tend to interact less with posts asking for money or advertising a product. Despite several tweets debunking it, I still see people still to this day censoring the word commission because they think it will help more people see their posts.

Mythology is not an ancient rock but an ongoing, unceasing river in the bloodstream of all humanity. Ignore the presence and flow at your own destruction.

Also, a lot of the time, even the algorithm has nothing to do with it.

The content just isn't good.

Maybe the video is poorly shot. Maybe it doesn't have a good hook. Maybe it takes too long to get to the point. Maybe the audio is hard to understand. Maybe it uses an obnoxious visual and/or audio filter. Maybe the content just isn't interesting.

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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

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morrak

I shared this with a chemist friend, who I think responded before I actually hit send. Sure enough,

I can also confirm from personal (albeit clinical) experience. One of our shared servers went down last night. One of the informatics docs, a stiff-lipped and proper man with a big beard and a pilot’s level head, ran down the hall this morning, yelling ‘Rafalski, someone forgot to feed the binary gremlins! Get the reboot crucifix!’

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