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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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I've had at least grocery-sold romanesco and it isn't spicy at all. You might have a spicy banana situation here

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So APPARENTLY, romanesco and other brassicas can go back to thier old Mustard Genes and BECOME SPICY should they become stressed which given the cabbage moth situation I had, I can absolutely see happening.

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Oh, to be a plant with a latent predator deterrent that activates when they are stressed and makes them go "FUCK IT, WE SPICY NOW"

Can you give your plant therapy for its moth trauma or is this kind of a done deal?

Oh no, I let that one go to seed for next year because I like Spicy Vegetable so it has perpetuated the same conversation so many plants have had with humans.

Peppers/mint/chocolate/so many other plants: Hm. I do not like these pest animalss. I will make myself taste VILE to any sane animal, perhaps even TOXIC! That'll show-
Humans, Known Freaks With Enormous Livers: Hello New Spicy Friend!
Plant: FUCK!
Plant, being artifically propigated: ...Nevermind actually, this slaps.
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Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)  ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.

So would electricity be the spicy of metal?

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